Things We Heart: Decor to Die For: We heart S&M inspired ..

Maybe it's because our BF is gone in a far away land...or maybe it's because deep down we are a little naughty..or maybe it's just because we are bad gals at heart but what ever the reason...

We super heart on a slutty Level...S&M inspired decor!

This is a pic of the cool Hilton sister's, master bedroom! Soooo rad! Maybe a wee bit too themed but that bed is on another level!

Oh and we will lake that bench any day too ;)

Oh, and another thing...you will notice most of the S&M inspired things we heart are black and white...that doesn't mean they only come in b&w...we think it's just because we saw Coco Before Chanel and besides ordering "How To Learn French" cds and wearing only black and white for a week now, we keep picking black and white furniture...sorry...blame Coco.

And away we go...off to naughty naughty land...

The best way to do S&M in your home is by delicately mixing it in with other styles so it's provocative and not, "Oh yes, I did just get home from the fetish ball...why do you ask?"

Hello perfect patent leather chairs. How are you today? Chic? Yes you are...

We love the simplicity of these black glossy chairs we found on 1st Dibs. They are totally understated...well except for the shiny leather :) These could totally go with almost any decor...you just need a set of balls. (Wow! This S&M post is making us feisty!)

OMG...OMG...OMG...This settee makes me feel bad all over!

Glossy white patent leather settee with perfect black piping? Really? Prim and Proper mixed with lust and sex? Wow...perfect combo. Now if only it wasn't more than most peoples rent for a year, we would LOVE to put this in our picture window (super shmancy).

OK...we need to warn you..what you are about to see may cause you to faint or scream out in totally ecstasy like we did...or maybe it was a huge gasp and frantic search on how to get our polished paws on one...

You were warned... NO WORDS...there are none at all except for...how the heck can we get one of these from the Plastic Fantastic collection?!?!?!?!?!

It is a rubber coated settee...yup...rubberized! And the best part? It comes in sooo many bright and glorious colors. Done and done and d-d-d-done!

Now for the piece that was the real inspiration for this post...from the one...the only...our fake BF, Sir Jonathan Adler....

His black patent leather Regent Ottoman coffee table is sooooooo good...soooooo slutty (in the best possible way).

It magically changes an entire room...and takes it from boooorrriiinnngg to Tres Chic!...now if only we didn't have cats that would lurve to claw this up ;(...

Oh..hi...we will totally take that Lust pillow too Mr Adler...thanks!

Not everything S&M inspired have to be patent leather...take this glossy black mirrored table for instance...

And paired with those scandalous (faux) croc chairs? Uh huh... sex at dinner time!

Wowzers! These high wingback chairs are deliciously sinful.

Leave it to our go to store Room Service to create such amazing pieces. These would look amazing on either side of a fireplace or at the ends of a prim and proper table...soooo Alice in Wonderland gone bad...

Want a smaller piece? A more delicate version of the naughty ones above?

Brocade Home's white patent leather tufted cube is great. You can throw it in any room for a little extra oomph.

Not read to GATW (Go All The Way)? This amazing poster is perfection!

It will glam up and sexify even the most prim and proper rooms...

If that poster is not sexy or S&M enough for your innocent little soul...how about this gorgeous photograph from the fashion worlds most naughty and fetish obsessed man, Mr. Helmut Newton (RIP sir...)