Fashion Friday: Bauble-icious...we heart big ole finger lickin' baubles...

*** This post is not our fault! Please direct all of your anger towards Marie Claire magazine. It's their fault...their unbelievably gorgeous, ridiculously fantasmic, supercalifragilistic spread on shmancy jewelry.***

They had the most gorgeous, unique, unbelievable ring spread we have ever laid our mascara-ed lashes upon! Hmmm...how far away is Christmas?

Uuugghhhhh....and look at these mother f'n bracelets!!! Geeeeze louise!!!!

A good cocktail ring is like the best dress or jacket or heels you have ever had. It can instantly liven up any outfit and elevate any wardrobe...

All you need is one on your paw and you are RTG...

OH! P.S. Cocktail rings do not ever have to be expensive...recessionistas can have their pick as much as anyone. Just make them fun!

Now for the ring that started it all for Miss TWH...the ring that makes her swoon like a chubby kid in a candy tasting factory...or buzz like a bee in a flower field...or ....oh forget it you get the picture. The Cartier Pantere ring is her Kryptonite.

It's soooo stupidly fantastic! So glam, so kitchy (but hello? Cartier is never tacky), so fun yet 100% all business, and soooooooooooooooooooooo EXPENSIVE!!!

Um Mr. Twh....a certain someone has been a very good girl lately...just sayin'.

Love the idea of the kitten on your finger but don't feel like spending a grib o' moolah? Good news kitties....F21 has a fun lovin' fakey for you.

Sure it's not the Cartier one but it is super good in it's own way...the creative step cousin if you will....

This lion door knocker CR (Cocktail Ring) is the perfect mix of chic and fun....

Most likely no one else will even have this ring since it is so ugly, it's gorgeous...ya know!?

This ring, a LBD (little black dress) and stupidly hot shoes and hello hotness....Done and Hilariously Done!

Oh Ioselliani...we have been coveting your rings for over a year now and nada...we have not bought...or even tried on... Porque you ask? No idea???

This 5 layer feather and gem ring is perfection to the 10th power. So unique, chic, and magnifique. It's hippie meets glamour girl meets get into our jewelry boxes ASAP!

There is something sooooo cute and so super great about this Jcrew CR. It's made of gold plated brass, beads, crystals and fun!

We totally picture Ariel from the Little Mermaid rocking this!

Oh...you're not Ariel? That's ok...throw on some Sweats and this ring ...hello cutie bean.

Dear Miss Me...don't scream,

Free People's Amethyst ring is sooooo good!

As you know we die for crystal anything...yes we are stinky hippies at heart...

And this amethyst cocktail ring? Um...YES!

P.S. Miss Me...do not attempt to buy this ring...a certain jinxy accidentally pressed the "buy" button on it last night...ooopsie...sowwy!

Now a warning...yes now.... The next 2 rings may hurt your tummy a little bit. We are in a bit o' pain ourselves.... but it will pass...one day...

Really Erickson Beamon?!?!?! Really??? This is how you treat us? What the F is this ring????

Soooo good! It's costume, meets 80's meets futuristically chic meets wear with anything and everything...

We want you...you are yummy!

AND THE BEST FOR LAST...THE ONE THAT WE HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT FOR EVER AND EVER... (hee hee...LOUD ...sorry) OK, not FOREVER, forever but for a while...

We both are in super fluttery heartville with diamonds in the rough...those are unpolished natural diamonds. And from the company who does uncuts justice...Diamonds in the Rough (that's also the company name) comes this fucking sick ring!!!!!!!!
Yup...no words...none....zero...nada...except "How can we have...and how much is it?"

Well it is a lot...soooo..

It's so much there is no price and it's sold at Needless Markup and Bergdorf exclusively so that's a pretty good hint....

Don't want sassy on your tootsies? How about your neck....Or wrists?...

Stay tuned for part deux on gorge baubles for the other parts...

xoxo things we heart