Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Yummy, yummy, yummy, I got chocolate in my tummy!

Everyone and we mean everyone loves a box of chocolate!
And you can't help but love it more when said box is shaped like a heart.

But if you really, really, really want to impress your sweetie this Valentines day, keep on driving past the Rite-Aid and look for something better.

Like these Organic (mostly), beautiful, sinful little truffles in a silk box.
Delicious and stylish, a combo that will always win you points with the ladies.

Is there someone you love soooo much? Or perhaps someone you hate soooo much? Well, nothing says "I love you" & "I hate you and hope you gain 20 pound" quite like the chocolate of the month club.

Yes, really, you read us right. CHOCOLATE OF THE MONTH CLUB!
Wickedly delicious gourmet chocolate delivered to your door every month for 9 long glorious months. You better believe Miss Me is buying herself this very thing for her 60th birthday... Because at that point... Isn't it really all about being a cute cuddly granny? Oh... Meryl Streep just called and said I was 100% wrong.... Yeah, well, F*Ck you Meryl, I'm going for the chocolate, you go for the Oscars.
(Kidding People! We obvs. LOVE Meryl and are going to be just like her at 60... DUH.)
Interesting fact: Nonpareils is french for "Nothing Better".
That just makes us love them even more!
Delicious, beautiful and unique for your Valentine.

But lets say you have decided to make your honey a home cooked meal for the designated day of love and over-priced restaurant meals. Well, you are one smart cookie... Because every gal knows the way to a mans heart is through is tummy!

If you are gifted in the baking area of the kitchen... Like the beautiful and talented Miss t.w.h then your honey is a lucky man indeed. You can pull off these adorable little
Heaven on a stick!!

With so many different toppings to choose from, you could do this every year!

Miss Me on the other hand, while quite the cooking wiz, can hardly bake a cake, straight out of the box, without messing it up... All that measuring and timing... Sheesh! While cooking is like abstract art, a pinch of this, a dash of that... What if I add this? What will that taste like?... Baking is like painting a nude portrait, you just can not put the penis on above the belly button if you want it to look right.

So for all of us "Martha would be ashamed" bakers out there... We give you your easy out...

Chocolate Fondu A'la Saint Valentine.

All you have to do is cut up some pretty dipping treats and melt the chocolate and your fella (or lady) will melt into your arms.

Good luck with whatever sweets you decide to get for your sweetie, remember most girls only love one thing more then they love chocolate... Well, ok maybe two.
(We'll never tell)

XOXO- Things-We-Heart

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