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Sunday, July 18, 2010

Sunday: No Bueno... Expensive air-fare!

Why is it so expensive to fly?!?

In this economy the airlines need to give everyone a break!

And while they are at it, flight attendants should dress like this again, because it would make the ticket price slightly more worth it to have fabulous outfits to look at.

Boo and no bueno on you corporate A-holes.

XOXO- Things-We-Heart

Sunday, July 11, 2010

No Bueno: Going to the market hungry!

Dear Grocery Store,

Next time you see me and I am really hungry, please do not let me in your sliding doors of glory.

Ask me kindly to turn around, have a good snack and come back when I'm full.

Sincerly,

A Hungry Hungry Hippo

Word to the wise...wait if you were wise you wouldn't do what I did yesterday...OK word to the hungry!

DO NOT GO TO A GROCERY STORE WHEN YOU ARE HUNGRY!

Bad things happen!

My cart should have looked like this...

But it ended up like this!

Do yourself and your wallet a huuuge favor...have a snack before you kit the isles next time for more a sensible shopping experience...

You're Welcome!

xoxo things we heart

Sunday, June 27, 2010

No Bueno: It will hurt if I swallow.

We always love to be our most dazzling and energetic selves....

But when you got a killer sore throat, you are not that dazzling.

Our doctor said that all we can do it gargle with warm water and salt and wait for it to go away.

But it is Miss Me's birthday tomorrow!

And being sick on your birthday is,

The most No BUENO of all.

Stay healthy!

XOXO- Things-We-Heart

Sunday, June 13, 2010

No Bueno: Act your age!

While we like to buck the rules of fashion.... We can not for the life of us understand why some young women choose to dress themselves in a way that makes them look SO much older then they are.

Today we take a look at two repeat offenders.

They have done it before...

Picking dresses and hairstyles that would look better on women twice their age.

And this week, while looking at our favorite mean girls dish on fashion blog,

Go Fug Yourself

We were shocked to see that Katherine Heigl and Hayden Panettiere were back at it again paying tribute to the Golden Girls themselves.

Seriously Hayden... That hair?

Your body is WAY to cute for that dress... I think this dress was on Dynasty once.

Oh Katherine...

We are so torn up over you.

We love LOVE loved you in Knocked Up and in The Ugly Truth...

But we feel so differently when we see you on the red carpet, read your interviews, or see you on talk shows.

It is OK to be young and sexy! It is ok to let your hair be a little messy!

That is what is so great about the fact that we are not living in the 50's anymore.

You don't HAVE to do this.

You don't have to be stiff to be classy... Take a look at Reese Witherspoon and Diane Kruger and Well, we cant think who else right now.. But take a look around Katherine!

Chill the fuck out.

OK, Sorry we got a little rant-ish there... But we really think it is no bueno to age yourself so much when you are a beautiful young girl.

Remember this scene in S.A.T.C 2?

All I could think when I saw this scene was... That dress isn't too young for Samantha, it is to old for Miley! With those boots? Come on.

Your as young as you feel! If you are 50 and you have the legs for a mini... DO IT!

We are rooting for you!

But if your are 20-something and you are dressed like your 70... Girls, we gotta talk.

XOXO- Things-We-Heart

Sunday, May 2, 2010

No Bueno: Sheeeeee's (trying to come) Baaaacckkkk! NSFW

Dear Paris,

Just when we thought we were in the clear. When your star had finally fallen from the sky of attention whores...

When your "celebrity" had just about hit bottom....

We realize it is hard to not be the #1 tabloid fixture...paid $500,000 for a sh***y club appearance... followed endlessly by paparazzi (after you tipped them off...yes most celebs do that)

But maybe it's for the best, Paris.

Maybe it's time to work for your money and fame...maybe it's time to grow up and have little girls want to be you because you did something good for our society and world not because you did something slutty.

But that may be too much to ask...we know. While paps followed you the other day not only did you intentionally not wear a bra in a tight see thru shirt,

but you looked in the mirror to make sure they could get a pic of your breasts just like you planned.

NO BUENO! Do something good with your "fame". Grow up!!!!!!! Have some self respect.

You love animals soooo much??? Give your time and money to help animal rescues and shelters!

Just stop with shtick....it's time to grow up...isn't it?

xoxo things we heart

Sunday, April 11, 2010

No Bueno: I See Deadly Black Tarantula

We were looking in one of our magazines the other day and we saw a young "Actress?" giving tips on eye-make up... But we couldn't believe our eyes... Her lashes looked like big tarantulas sitting on her face.

It was like someone over looked the fact that the mascara they used for that picture was older then the "Actress"!

Maybe it was even a tube left over from the Tammy Faye days?

Ladies... Please...Keep your mascara fresh. If it is clumpy coming out of the tube.. It will be clumpy on your lashes.. And seriously, it only takes one, MAYBE two coats.