Fashion Friday: Sweats are the New Black....OMFG...Wooo Hooo!

We blame American Apparel for their AMAZING off the shoulder, sloppy seconds sweatshirts...from last year

Or maybe we can blame Juicy for making Velour tracksuits day wear...SOOOOO happy those Juicy days are far far far behind us all.

**If you are still wearing matching top and bottom tracksuits...TAKE THEM OFF NOW. Donate them to the Goodwill and be on your way.**

...Who ever is to blame for the whole sweats in the day thing...we thank you!!!

See...you didn't think we were gonna say that did you?

But as we sit here typing in the cutest drop crotch, heather grey sweats ever looking quite cute(If we do say so ourselves) with our striped cardi and worn out tee shirt to match we can't help but thank the people responsible!.

Not us but such a great way to wear the new Fashion Sweats....

Sweats have come a looong way from those horrible ones of the recent past. They are full on fashion now!

So super fashion that they are giving them hardcore details to kick your ass in the best smashion-y way possible...

They marched down the runways of Isabel Marant (LOOOOVVEEEE), Burbury, Alexander Wang, Marc Jacobs to name a few (and out faves of course)

OK, now Miss me and I are no strangers to wearing sweats with vintage tees and converse, (our uniform last summer) but it was like a gift from the fashion Gods that they became fashion with the new styles that are out...

Monsieur A. Wang has thrown out Feats (Fashion Sweats...pronounced F-ets..rhymes with sweats) for the last few seasons and we really gotta get down and kiss his cute lil tootsies for that. And this last season he really F'd us up with his Athlete meets fashionista meets Mcgipster.

GIVE US THIS RE-FUCKING-TARDED TOP PLEASE!!!!! OMGGGGGGG...HELP!

Ugggh he even made matters worse (in the cutest way) with his new line of underwear and workout-ish wear. We are dying over these Hanes-esque boy undies!

These would look soooo super cute under baggy jeans. Oh...well look who it is...

Damn her and her cute fucking outfit.

What do you get when you mix the 80's, Punk(ish), and sweats? Ashish!

Their hardcore detailing of these 80's sweats is pretty funny and rad.

Throw on a denim jacket (not moto style...too much) and worn out tee and "look who the fashionista dragged in"

They also tried to give Mr Wang a run for his moolah with their rolled hem cropped sweatshirt.

Now you maybe asking.."Um hi...Not all of us have abs o' steel like a 10 year old supermodel or Gwen Stefani..."

That's ok! Wear this with...A. High waisted baggy shorts...B. with a hanes tank under..Tada!

Not ready to go full force with your Feats? Sauce's pink studded versions are perfecto for the girl on the verge...
Baggy tee, flip flops, side braid...done and cutely done!

Ooooohhhh honey...we lurve us some good details. And this twisted back sweatshirt from Urban is no exception.
Skinny jeans, buckled wedges (rad ones) and you, our loves, are RTG!

Oh dear LORD....What ...who...what????? Huh???

Snake drop crotch "sweat shorts"?????

3.1 Phillip Lim...you butt head!!!!! We are crazy in heartville with these shorts!!!!!!!!!

How the F are we gonna get these and wear them???

JCrew gives us a good ole spanking with their super rad zipper bottom version.
We love that they paired them with yummy Gladiators!

But we would also LOVE to wear them with our still favorite pair of "Cons"...the Ash Virgins!

Hello rad Cheap Monday Shredded Feats top! We heart you!!!!

We are going to get you and wear you with army pants and flip flops or converse!

Thank goodness XXI got on the band wagon too! Yesterday someone we know well (OK me) was wearing a rad grommet shoulder Feats top from them and people thought it was some $$$ designer!
This studded shoulder XXI top is not the one we were wearing but super similar and...yeah...hi...it's $18. Done and Done!

Oh hi....yeah that's right..Feats come in all forms now...even super cute vests!
Throw this bad boy on with a looong slouchy tank dress and watch out!

So whether your jogging...shopping...or just running around throw on some fantastic Feats!

You will kiss us later (especially after having to spend the whole day in work clothes or skinnies)

xoxo things we heart

Fashion Friday: You say High...I say Low...

Our newest fave (almost not quite but hopefully soon) trend is the mullet hem. Well that's not really what they are calling it but we are.

Nina Ricci 2010...tdf!

But it really is like a mullet....party in the front and business in the back...

Maybe it's from spending countless years in our wrap ballet skirts that are short in the front and long in the back... that we can't get enough of this (hopefully upcoming) trend...

Or it could be our crazy obsession for the genius, Raquel Allegra's unbelievable long tailed webbed tops that we can't wait to wear these next few amazingly super well researched picks...

But what ever it is, this delicate look is yummy!

While perusing new items for our ever growing closet we came across this super perfect springtime frock from Mink Pink (heart you MP).
Throw on a pair o' booties or slouchy pirate boots with this mullet dress and ...hello cuteness!!

Not super sure about the dress above? MP makes a TDF top for you...woo hoo!

Sooo good...so dramatic with out being "Hey look at me...aren't I cool?" Yeah we are talking to you fake hipsters...otherwise known as McGipsters in my house...

Pair this top with a great mini and flip flops or studded cons or cute OTK boots and you are...say it with us...RTG!

Now for this next piece o' el trendo de mullet Nightcap Clothing gives it to us hard and strong....just the way we gals of Things We Heart like it....

Oh...PS ignore the bad and super contrived styling in this photo. This rad dress is practically begging to be worn with Doc Martens or flip flops. Easy Breasy....

Oh Mr Alexander Wang...just when we were beginning to think you could only do basics or hard to wear Denim and Leather jackets...you give us this uber sexy and fashion forward blouse.
We love how dramatic the back is mixed with the red and white nautical-esque silk fabric. Thank you for reminding us how much we heart thee....

Now this next dress/tunic is not for the faint at fashion... Morphine Generation's rad ass printed tank dress is just that...rad.

We are still trying to figure out how to suggest wearing it...not really loving how they did it above but maybe with tights and high booties and a cropped jacket? Hmmm...

Dolce Vita (love them and they have great shoes!) let us step in easily to the mullet dress.

The cute print matched with the gentle mullet hem is the perfect sundress (well we could do with out the cap sleeves but who's perfect?

This dress called and asked to be paired with some rad new gladiator sandals or low top studded cons for summer. We said ok...

If you are not ready for your mullet coming out party...try these 2 tops to get your cute tootsies wet.

Seneca Rising...we are sooooo on your band wagon. We have a few of your dresses and can't wait to add this mullet hemmed tank to our collection.
Uggghhhh...we super love the styling here! Couldn't have said it better ourselves! This top would love to be with a great pair of harem trousers too btw...

This Urban top really let's you off the hook easily but still hints at a mullet.
It is so pretty and off at the same time it's perfectly imperfect! This would have gone gorgeously in our Ballerina post!

Got a super cute dress at home that maybe a weird length (like calf length..trust us no bueno on anyone...unless of course you are Kate Moss in combat boots or Miranda Kerr) take it to your local tailor and for $12-$18 they can give you the perfect mullet dress!

You're welcome!!

PS This is an example of how NOT to wear this trend...too '90s...

Come on..you know you love the mullet..well at least the clothing kind...

xoxo things we heart

we heart you marc jacobs

Fashion Friday: We heart White after labor day

Oh Dear Lord...Monsieur Rick Owens!!!!!!!!!!!! You had us at ...well everything! His yearly tribute to wearing White after Labor Day

Who says you can't wear white after labor day? No...seriously..who says?

We looked to see who came up with that silly...silly rule and it seems as if it came from nowhere. It is more of a huuuge secret mystery...made up by people that thought it would be fun to watch people squirm and squeeze out every last bit of white clothing by the first week of September...

Oh and P.S. it seems to only really be embraced in the good ol' US of A.

No one knows why it started here except for the fact that there was one silly little saying that white shoes after labor day were a no-no (but look below and you will see why the no white shoes rule is just as lame!) and some how is morphed into white clothes.

But those days are ova bunny cats! OVER! Why should there be rules for fashion?

Well except for the simple ones like no panty lines under tight clothes

...and no CT (camel toes...eewwww sorry but it's true!)

...and no head to toe labels...umm that's all we can think of now. But, see rules for fashion are silly!

Oooopsie...there maybe just a few simple White After Labor Day rules that everyone should probably listen to...

1. No linen...it's just too summery and light and hard to layer

2. If you live in a place (LAites are lucky) where you are lucky enough to comfortably rock open toed shoes in the fall and winter...please oh please do not wear with hose... but please oh please rock them with dark tights!

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Trust us...super cute!

3. Put the leg warmers away...enough said...1983 is over and you are not a ballerina or 4 years old.

Sorry Milla! You are a fashion goddess but maybe you were jet lagged that day...

OK...enough...right? That's all we think..fashion is fun so almost anything else goes..

On with the whole reason White after Labor Day is AMAZING and totally necessary...

Thanks LNA! The makers of the suuuper soft perfect Tee give us a super easy to wear...gorgeously en currant white lace tee.

It's sooo, "No..it's really just a tee shirt...just in lace!"... "Haha..thank you! I just threw it on! Yes it is terrible chic, isn't it..."

It's perfection! Throw this on with jeans or leggins or trousers, a bright bra or camisole, a scarf, leather jacket and you are RTG. The cut and the lace will amp up anything you are wearing...

Hello perfect white goddessly chic dress. Wow! This beauty from the go to company for great cocktail dresses, Black Halo, can go from a summer wedding into a winter cocktail party just by adding dark tights and shoes.
How f'ing amazing would this look with a charcoal or black leather moto jacket and tights! Yes and Por Favor!

Speaking of unbelievably beautiful WALD (White After Labor Day) dresses.. Hi there yummy and endlessly chic dress! How are you?
Wow wow wow...thank you Thakoon! What a beautiful take on a tuxedo-y style silk dress! TDF! Oh and we will take those shoes too ;)

P.S. Anyone see how amazingly cute Thakoon is in the September Issue?

Next up in the reasons NWALD is a stupid rule is from the man who makes me cry (in a super good fashion loving way) every time I see his fashion shows or clothing in the stores...is a gorgeous with a capital G leather, strong shoulder jacket from the one...the only...Rick Owens!

Yum and perfection! There is no way you wouldn't look chic and RTG just by throwing this one piece on...I bet it would even make stinky sweats look good.

Free People really gives that silly rule a kick in the tush with their amazing double breasted wool overcoat.
The cut and fabric of this coat makes it perfect for any occasion at all shmance or not.

The ridiculously amazing shawl collar and ribbed cuffs are fantastic and crazy chic! (not to mention warm)

Wanna see a WALD coat that will make you squeal?

3.1 Phillip Lim gives us a reason to get 5 jobs! His white military meets circus in heaven meets Parisian chic coat is so beautiful and perfect we have no words...none! Except for bring on the Lottery tickets...

Yay Top Shop!!!! Not only are you are go to fashion mecca but you are soooo ahead of the times in a really great way yet perfectly timely (does that make sense?).

We are suuuper hearting your cream body con. strong shoulder dress.

Wear this bad boy with black booties and a few gold rings and you are unstoppable. Move ova Miss Moss...well OK please don't go anywhere just watch how we roll ;).

Here is a perfect little ballerina-esque number from Alice and Olivia that can literally go with anything at any time of the year...but we totally heart that she is giving it to us for Winter.

Ignore the skirt (even though it is beautiful) we are talking about the loveliness of the TDF spaghetti strap body suit...yes they are sooo very back.

With it's low back and gorge V neckline you can be the belle of any party or date in this.

Throw on with a vintage blazer or shrunken leather jacket and some TDF pleated trousers and we will stalk you and try to steal your outfit when you least expect it!

Remember when I said how lame the no white shoes rule was?...Well here are 2 perfect reasons why!!!!!

OMFG!!!!! All white Monochrome Docs?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!

Yes...yes and yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wear these bad boys with these ridiculously fantastical pants! Ughhh sooooo good!!!

Mr. Wang? Hello? ....
Hi there...um...yeah..it is bad enough that you make the most amazingly fashion forward yet wearable clothes that make us poor but now you have to get into the shoe biz and literally drain our banks dry?

These WALD booties are unbelievable. Perfection!!!!!!!! Thank you. Grab yours at the amazing Diavolina.

This little guy is the most for sure WALD thing in the world! Take one home and make it part your family forever...you will thank us for the years of snuggles and love.

xoxo t.w.h.